Written by: Brian Thompson
Posted: Friday, 29 February 2008
As I peered upwards, trying to discern the upper limit of
our tallest, most Art Deco-adorned masterpiece through an early morning fog, I
wondered whether I was up to the 86 story, 1,576 step challenge, and more
importantly, why I had forsaken the building’s umpteen, perfectly speedy,
oh-so-easy-on-the-legs elevators in order to run my way to the top?
And then I remembered: the annual Run Up the Empire State
Building had been beckoning me for
as long as I could climb stairs. OK, for as long as I had lived in New York.
OK, for as long as I had known about it, since the former editor of this
magazine first let me in on the tall secret. Seven years and one editor later,
I stood on a 34th Street sidewalk, head tilted back like a Times Square
tourist, preparing to put this shiny, elusive jewel in my runner’s crown.
It was a chance to cut the longest line in New York (fanny
packers wait up to two hours for the same privilege), and do King Kong one
better, scaling New York’s proudest monument to protect my own Fay Wray without
the danger of those pesky planes trying to knock me off. (I would, after all,
be using the inside stairwell.)
I knew I would have to contend with Thomas Dold, now
three-time winner, capable of leaping his way to the top in a staggering
10-or-so minutes. Then there was that guy trying to intimidate me in his
skin-tight, Spidey-decorated speed suit. How fast was he planning to go? The
speed steppers and standing broad jumpers warming up in our holding area didn’t
bode well for my chances of winning.
But I had spent two months in my office-building stairwell
shaking off the winter stupor to build the kinds of quads and hammies that
would carry a fireman up the stairs toward a three-alarm fire. Besides, I
wasn’t going home without my T-shirt, bagel and bragging rights.
With barely a warning, the horn blared, and a hundred plus
men already sweaty with anticipation wedged themselves through a tiny doorway
into the stairwell. For a few flights, it was a solid mass of sweaty, stinky
bodies jostling one another for space in the cramped stairwell—a experience not
unlike my morning subway commute, except we were all wearing teeny tiny
shorts. About 10 flights later the
crowd thinned and it was just me against the stairs, punctuated by the
occasional “On your left!” I bellowed in my competitors’ ears to open up my own
passing lane. Perhaps a trick I should remember on the subway.
Fourteen or so minutes later, I was sorry to see the top.
Hell of a view, but it came too soon. Especially after a seven-year wait.